Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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