so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
whose ass print is on the piano?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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