So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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