I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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