Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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