Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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