i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
