just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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