How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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