Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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