Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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