If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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