The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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