Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I wish life had little blips of pornography
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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