I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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