I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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