I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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