i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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