So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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