physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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