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watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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