doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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