At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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