Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My first STD was from a foam party
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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