My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She's the barista slut.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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