The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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