i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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