2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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