is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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