That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i barfeds in our rink
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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