Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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