But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
