i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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