Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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