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I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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