I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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