If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Randomize
