What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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