I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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