I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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