Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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