tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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