you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
