i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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