Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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