Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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