Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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