The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he puts the penis in happiness.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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