Need sex. Gaining weight.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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