I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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